Crushes are harmless.
9 out of 10 times, they just end up turning into a ridiculous period of time in your life you’d rather pretend didn’t happen.
But that one time out of ten it lasts for longer than you’d imagined it could; is enough to crush you for a very, very long time.
There are so many different kinds of crushes.
The Childhood Crush : That one boy/girl in first grade you were sure you were going to marry.
The Lives Right Around The Corner Crush : They live so close but yet, nothing has ever happened and probably never will. However, you will still be devastated to find out they aren’t single anymore.
The Borderline Obsessive Celebrity Crush : We’ve all had one. Don’t even try to deny it.
The Known Them For Too Long Crush : You’ve seen this person at their worst, their best and probably naked too. Sometimes you find yourself wondering why you never ended up together before realising you’re better off as friends.
The Friend Crush : When you meet someone and can’t wait to be friends with them. Something about them just makes you wish you got along really well.
The Not So Friend Crush : You think it’s a friend crush, nothing can really go wrong here. You just like how their weirdness mixes with yours. You get along well and understand each other’s references. This is what friends do. Nothing weird here.
But then you find yourself subtly hitting on them, wanting to tell them more things, thinking of fast food joints they’d love.
You see them wearing a black dress that looks like it was made for them.
What does one do when they have a crush on someone they shouldn’t?
You simply write a post about it and hope they don’t read it.